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Jan 27, 20121,063 notes

the big bang theory

leonard: hey sheldon
the audience titters softly, a few women taking sewing needles out of their bags in preparation for the oncoming hilarity while men click penknives
leonard: i hear that you'd be hard-pressed to locate someone who hates our show, according to yahoo
the audience begins a cabblistic rite of self-sacrifice, the women performing unspeakable actions with the sewing needles while the men wave blood-soaked knives about frantically, chanting in ancient tongues gone by
sheldon: what you're hard-pressed to find is me -not- hating this poorly coded SNES emulator
the audience is no longer human, merely a shadow of what once was, blackness filled with glowing eyes and the screams from beyond the beyond, the gnashing of teeth and tearing of sinew the only sound effects filling the air as pox-marked laughter creeps through the speakers of all watching, resulting in horrific, worldwide suicides

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Toxic feat. Nigel Thornberry (Sam Antonioli Remix) Britney Spears

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kiwibutt:

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macpye:

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colorfulheart:

Britney Spears - Toxic feat. Nigel Thornberry

JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE VEHICLE

LOL YES

SWEET JESUS

Just for you Sarah

This is legitimately the BEST THING EVER I’M LIKE DYING LIBBY I LOVE YOU THANK YOU

THANK YEW JESUS 4 THIS BOOTYFULL SONG

THANK YEW GOD 4 MAKIN JEZUS 2 MAKE DIS SONG

THANK YEW ALL

Traditional Earth Ballad, featuring Nigel Thornberry

omg

OMFG

TRADITIONAL EARTH BALLAD

HOLY TITS.

HELP ME

lfglafdhaf

Jan 26, 2012111,747 notes

15 minute English oral tomorrow.
SAT saturday.
Key Club Spring Zone Rally sunday
Working the ~~poles~~ polls for 13 hours Tuesday
giant clusterfuck of things to come in the next 2 weeks

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#lady gaga #snake #born this way #cobra #white #venom #reptile #monster #mama monster #little monster

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gayporta:

once you go black you never go back

best campaign slogan. end.

Jan 25, 2012266 notes

There's something off about where I live.

Within less than 3 weeks, Blake Harnage showed up at the restaurant where I’ve had my past 2 birthday parties and Casey Anthony lived in the church that I would wait in car line next to for all 6 years of elementary school.

Both within 1 mile of my house.