Tonight's just one of those nights where I want to...
Thank god for early release tomorrow. I wish our school had early start instead though.
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Mom: Hey, just so you know the hurricane has gained strength to a category four and is headed towards us.
Me: Oh that's just great. I'll meet my demise at the hands of 'Earl'. What the hell kind of name is that for a hurricane?!
Mom: Yeah, I mean I really don't want to wear a shirt that says, "I survived Hurricane EARL".
Me: Why can't they name them something cooler?
Mom: "I survived Hurricane Damien and all I got was this stupid t-shirt."
Me: "I SURVIVED THE PUNISHER!" Now that would be catchy...
Mom: Yes, unless of course 'you can't take the pain!'
Sidenote: It is looking bleak for my area of the coast. :(
I'LL GLADLY TAKE EARL! FLORIDA NEEDS A HURRICANE THESE DAYS.
Post the first gif listed under 'D' in your gif...
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I keep refreshing twitter ever few minutes or so...
Oh My God.
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My stomach goes up into my throat at the mere...
If or whenever Panic! gets back together, I'd want...
Praying that the era/error pun was intended.
lol you guise, I suddenly started crying. ;-;
I literally got home, opened my computer,...
Even it doesn’t mean the divorce is over, there’s a few other high possibility options in my head and if ANY of them are true, I may start shitting rainbows on a daily basis.
I finally found a good use for my vuvuzela app.
DROWNING OUT BITCHES PLAYING BIEBER. MWAHAHA
We have the best sub ever right now and everyone’s just playing music but oh god they’re playing bieber but then they started playing pants on the ground and forever young.
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
go to bed emily. you didn't even do any of your...
I'm the most optimistic person I know.
Brightside detective numero uno.
sitbackrelaxrelapse: emilysachs replied to your post: Day 3- Handwrite your favorite quote This is a dumb question but, that’s just an inside joke and not an actual quote? or.. It’s from an interview that Ryan and Jon were in and the interviewer asked something about made up words and Ryan was like, “OOOOH HERP DERP ~FENIS.” “AWW MAN YOU STEPPED ON MAH FENIS!~” And the rest is history. ...
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Well hey there Lauren.
I'm getting Papa John's tonight.
THEIR GARLIC SAUCE IS ORGASMIC OKAY.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
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