February 2010
January 2010
I kind of want to lock myself in my room with everything that I need to survive and entertain myself and never have to encounter another living person. Those I enjoy seeing and greeting, I’d just have to deal with only calls and video chat. Or the special ones could maybe visit me. But fuck it, 90% of the people I come across on any given day do nothing to brighten it. Home is not dangerous,...
Voldemort's Bad Romance
gabriellewinger:
fuckyeahvoldemort:
Bask in my bad assery Bask in my bad assery Kill, kill, kill them all, Curse them with my wand Voldy, ooh la la You want my bad ass Kill, kill, kill them all, Curse them with my wand Voldy, ooh la la You want my bad ass Avada Kedavra, I killed your bitches Crucio, I love to torture while he twitches I want you dead, dead, dead, dead I want you dead. Death...
"Sex Night" 9/8-9/6/09
bunnyfaithful: alll this started
bunnyfaithful: with the totsie pop penis..
monikuhhh: title. haha
zachthesith: yay victory!
yassie: with harry fucking potter
YoGabbaGabba09: ahahahahahhahahaha
yassie: and his penis
HelloFromAbove: nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. but there is a great deal more to it.
YoGabbaGabba09: BAHAHA
monikuhhh: hhaha
emilysachs: haha
yassie: is it sad
zachthesith: WAIT.
olivemarie: NO. NO HARRY POTTER. HE'S A TURLTLE IN HIS SHELL. NO
zachthesith: WATCH THISSSS.
yassie: that i still have that pic open in a tab?
emilysachs: HAHA
CaseyNugget: a few moments of pleasure will change your life forever.
CaseyNugget: ;D
GorgeousGabby: sex night! hahaha
zachthesith: dylan, are you circumsized? and where are you from?
yassie: HAHAHAHAHA
emilysachs: ...
olivemarie: AHAHAHHAHAHA
olivemarie: AZACH
bunnyfaithful: hahahahahahahhahahahaha
olivemarie: AWKWARD
GorgeousGabby: AHAHAHAHAH
yassie: omg
yassie: hahah
bunnyfaithful: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
yassie: hahahahaha
HelloFromAbove: ohlord
yassie: hahaha
GorgeousGabby: awkwardd yeah
CaseyNugget: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
yassie: dude that's like HEY DO YO HAVE HUGE VAG LIPS CASEY?
zachthesith: it's not an awkward question.
YoGabbaGabba09: what just happened?
olivemarie: well then zach. i believe it's presentable to ask you if you're circumsized.
YoGabbaGabba09: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YoGabbaGabba09: YASSIE
CaseyNugget: ahahahahahajajahaha
zachthesith: i am, olive.
YoGabbaGabba09: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CaseyNugget: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
CaseyNugget: WTF
CaseyNugget: WHY USE ME
YoGabbaGabba09: I DOTN WANNT TALK ABOUT THIS
olivemarie: why thanks for sharing
YoGabbaGabba09: THIS IS GROSS
bunnyfaithful: lol
YoGabbaGabba09: AHAHAHAH
CaseyNugget: AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
zachthesith: you're welcome.
yassie: zach i love how calm you are
GorgeousGabby: ME NEITHER GABBY
GorgeousGabby: GAHHHH
CaseyNugget: HHAA IM WEARING THE SHIRT EMILY.
zachthesith: it doesn't bother me. haha.
olivemarie: this is like normal day for me and my frineds
zachthesith: YAY TITLE.
yassie: you're all so, yes my penis is circumsized.
HelloFromAbove: the card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again.
zachthesith: yeah, it is. haha
GorgeousGabby: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
yassie: zach.
YoGabbaGabba09: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
zachthesith: it has been for 18 years.
CaseyNugget: IM WEARING THE "THIS IS AWKWARD BUT I LIKE IT" SHIRT.
yassie: the ultimate question is
emilysachs: HAHA
yassie: how big is it?
YoGabbaGabba09: zach. if I asked you that during your live.
emilysachs: ...
olivemarie: YES
zachthesith: i knew it.
bunnyfaithful: hahahahah
CaseyNugget: COMPLETELY DESCRIBES TONIGHT.
HelloFromAbove: ...HAHAHAH
olivemarie: YASSIE
monikuhhh: oh man
monikuhhh: hahaha
zachthesith: and i have no idea. (:
yassie: OLIVE YOU CAN BE A WHORE AND SO CAN I
yassie: LAY OFF MAN
zachthesith: OR DOOOOOOO I
YoGabbaGabba09: lmfao. would you answer it. completely calm?
GorgeousGabby: LIES
zachthesith: regardless.
imdalton has entered the room
olivemarie: ZACH YOU KNOW DONT LIE
zachthesith: the only way to find out if to come here.
YoGabbaGabba09: HAHA
olivemarie: *gets on a plane to sc*
monikuhhh: haha
GorgeousGabby: hahhahahahhaha!
bunnyfaithful: hahahahahhhhahaha
emilysachs: Oh look who we must ask ===>
yassie: zach if i give you a hug, will you not only tell me your last name but your dick size too?
emilysachs: noq
emilysachs: now*
HelloFromAbove: hahaha yassie
zachthesith: i'm having deja vu.
HelloFromAbove: HE WISPERS IT IN YOUR EAR
zachthesith: and yassie.
HelloFromAbove: SLOWLY
HelloFromAbove: ;D
zachthesith: ...possible.
zachthesith: i always wondered what the plural of penis was.
zachthesith: then i found out.
emilysachs: peni?
zachthesith: penises.
bunnyfaithful: oh wow.
zachthesith: hahaha.
olivemarie: penises
yassie: yes.
yassie: hahaha
CaseyNugget: -keeps talking about p33n-
monikuhhh: ahaha wow
CaseyNugget: lmfao.
YoGabbaGabba09: I AM EATHER GOING TO LAUGH OR SCREAM THE FIRST TIME I SEE A PENIS IN REAL LIFE.
HelloFromAbove: when you are done, i will tell the meaning of your tarot card
olivemarie: http://www.stickam.com/darobsta just wantch my friend. like holy shit. hes weird.
yassie: hahah gabby
GorgeousGabby: HAHAA
monikuhhh: hahahaha
zachthesith: kayla,
YoGabbaGabba09: hehe.
zachthesith: GO FOR IT.
yassie: gabby
yassie: have sex
yassie: in the dark
YoGabbaGabba09: good idea.
yassie: yes hahah.
zachthesith: bad idea.
YoGabbaGabba09: xD
monikuhhh: true
bunnyfaithful: ahahahhah
yassie: why zach?
zachthesith: sex in the dark is for catholics.
zachthesith: (:
olivemarie: hahaha
bunnyfaithful: ...
zachthesith: (price of tides. go read it.)
YoGabbaGabba09: ew im not having sex in the light. O.O
HelloFromAbove: ohkay
CaseyNugget: HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
GorgeousGabby: shirtless?
yassie: well what if i'm a fucking catholic?
YoGabbaGabba09: THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD
zachthesith: then that's really cool.
Here's to the kids.
lifeisbutadreamforthedead:
folieabecca:
heresyourverse:
“The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a...
The power went out in class today leaving us in...
Teacher: OH GOD HEY HOW ARE YOU BUDDY
Teacher: HEY NOBODY BETTER BE TOUCHING ANYBODY ELSE
*power comes back on*
*teacher looks around*
Teacher: Aww man, no one played dead on the floor. I guess we're not having a murder mystery.
“One day, I want everyone in my family to get out of my house. And when they do,...”
– moi (via missescellophane)
concur.
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Body Ritual among the Nacirema by Horace Mitchell Miner
The anthropologist has become so familiar with the diversity of ways in which different people behave in similar situations that he is not apt to be surprised by even the most exotic customs. In fact, if all of the logically possible combinations of behavior have not been found somewhere in the world, he is apt to suspect that they must be...
ALEX GASKARTH STALKER STORY
ohmyveronica:
At first Lisa was all like because Alex was coming back home. and then These three random girls drove up to his house and were all like because he lived close to them. They waited outside of his house for three hours like and when he got home they were all like he got home and strted making out with lisa and they turned off the lights and were about to when the stalker girls...
It’s really not that funny.
And we called you the crazy one, the freak, the one who needed to calm down.
Maybe you were right all along.
Why Bloggers Love The Triangle
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lovelywolves:
By Me, LovelyWolves
Girls who tumble have a lot of fetishes, attractions, and all around obsessions. We like wolves and foxes for some reason. We’re all obsessed with bows and lace and girls who are impossibly skinny. We love space. Of course, forearms, knees, backs, and collarbones. Obviously we love bones and skeletons (particularly skulls, ribcages,...
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