March 2012
damnafricawhathappened:
Never forget
literally only in America
*crosses fingers for Darwin Awards*
Dubstep using the TARDIS noise as a sample.
moriartea:
33113:
Weirdest and Coolest Kanye West Moments
#i can’t walk down the street #’ye we love the album!’ #i say man i know it’s great isn’t it #i love it too! i love it too! #we agree! we like siamese twins in that case #i don’t know what that means #all i know is i’m number one #therefore it couldn’t be a siamese unless he was number one also
my love.
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A Doctor Who DCI show would make my life.
Not sure about the opener, but the ballad would have to be Abigail’s Song from 11’s first christmas special, and the finale would DEFINITELY be “I Am The Doctor”…….. except the entire corps would be driven crazy since it’s in 7/4
Still though
Even if I never march dci I could try to arrange it some day and pester all the directors until one liked it.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
oh
I’m pretty sure I don’t want to be a teacher as a career, but if I’m in my later years and retired, I would LOVE to be a substitute teacher.
If I'm ever a teacher
magic-of-hogwarts:
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
OMG YES
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When E! News zooms in on your town and talks about...
February 2012
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brobecks:
chuckpeterson:
doubledutchdevo:
chuckpeterson:
whattheworldisreallylike:
chuckpeterson:
these new dash buttons are really gay
“Gay” as in “awesome”?
no gay as in gay
I get it! Gay as in the colors of the icons go according to ROYGBIV and look like a rainbow, like the homosexual pride flag?
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Hello quality blogs that follow me Sorry for letting you down
opened tumblr for the first time today
deanwinchesster:
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
“i’m hilarious” i whisper to myself as i continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
2 notes is a bad thing? shit son!
That liberating moment as you release any remaining feelings of self-doubt.
As one foot teases the edge of the cliff.
Then you’re set free by possibility.
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Reblog this if you watch The Voice.
I need to follow more people that do and vice versa.
I’m just sitting here dying.
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The Voice
Adam: Blake is a real vocalist.
Blake: I love you Adam.
Adam: I love you too, in a non-sexual way.
Blake: I can't say the same.
Realizing you just broadcasted your tumblr url to...
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me: hi
benedict cumberbatch: hi
me:
benedict cumberbatch:
me:
benedict cumberbatch: so i was thinking we're going to have a summer wedding wi-
me: wait, that's my line
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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whoever chose the clips for best actor:
That shot of Benedict caused my entire Oscars...
sherloving:
the best part was that the shot of Benedict was completely unnecessary for the clip
BUT IT WAS AWESOME
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BENEDICTJASLFKASJDFLA
OSCARS
Win all the Oscars you can folks....
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
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Percussion techs everywhere are cringing about...
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
presenter: hello i'll be presen-
academy: hugo
presenter: what i haven't ev-
academy: hugo
presenter: will you just let m-
academy: HUGO
presenter: the nominees are
academy: HU
presenter: and the award g-
academy: GO